Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
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If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
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I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
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