Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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