i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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