yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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