Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
actually, I'm a sock model
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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