Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Just pee around me
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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