Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I'm really into asian looking animals
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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