im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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