Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
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There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
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I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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