Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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