It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.