Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
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Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
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You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.