dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
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I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
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I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"