The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
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Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
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Your mankini haunted my dreams.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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