i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
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could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
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Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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