gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
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Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
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Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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