He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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