This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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