I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
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I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
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60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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