the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
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Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
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Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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