Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
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My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
We are two peas in an std pod
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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