Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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