why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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