And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
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just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
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College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
When are your genitals available?
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