He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
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