There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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