We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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