Have you finally orgasmed yet?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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