check it out our google latitudes are spooning
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
high people should be assigned attendants
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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