Someone shit on the floor
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
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at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
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The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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