Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
you would pick up someone in the library
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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