so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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