Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
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so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
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At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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