The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
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you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
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After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.