So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
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Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha