lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
just come out here and I will go home with you...
no, he came in my armpit
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
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i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
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It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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