i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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