this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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