This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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