I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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