no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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