He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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