dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
can u get pink eye on your cock?
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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