she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Are my feet made of real feet?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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