Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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