i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
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Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
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He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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