How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
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I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
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I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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