told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
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Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
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He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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