how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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