I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
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