so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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