They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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