just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
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