Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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