Christians are straight up FREAKS
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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